ashley is vacuuming...i bet she wishes she had a robot...i wish she did too...cuz then i could talk to her right now...but im jus bein lonely instead...there is no sound that i love more than the sound of a banjo...except for the sound of a chicken stuck in a vacuum cleaner...just some words of wisdom for the day...

if you have an ipod, try this...go under Extras > Games and play Brick...but hold the iPod upside down...try it with Parachute too...just saw the chronicles of narnia...which is really wierd considering that i never go to movies that arent horror movies...and i really hate disney...but it was pretty good for a disney movie...what i hate about disney movies is that right through the entire movie, you always know exactly whats about to happen...because theyre always the same...and theyre always corny...but still the chrinicles of narnia was better than i expected...ambers datin johny berry now...lol johny doesnt like me for some reason...but i really dont have a problem with him...hes gonna have a great time rubbing this in my face...its gonna be kinda funny when he realizes that i dont care, and im happy for him and amber...but it seems kinda wierd to think that me and him could both date the same girl...ive always thought of him like a little kid for some reason, even though hes not all that much younger than me...im drinkin a Monster energy drink...dude i love these things...Rock Star is good too...and Sobe No Fear...and Sobe Adrenaline Rush...and Mountain Dew Amp...and Full Throttle...my granny mailed me some tooth-brushing candies...its like that tooth-brushing gum, but they are peppermints...Brittany Price's boyfriend, chris IMed me last night...it was pretty funny...at first he was pretending to be brittany and it actually worked cuz im a dumbass like that....but in the end i made him feel like a complete idiot...but its all good...apparently no one reads my protected posts...o well...ive got a caffeine-ache...thats what i call a headache that i get from caffeine withdrawals...like a caffeine hangover...btw, did you know that caffeine is used in drugs for getting rid of a hangover? i mean a real hangover, not a caffeine one lol...my phone is all screwed up and it keeps hangin up on people...like itll just randomly turn off even tho the batterys charged...it keeps turning off at night and then i sleep in till like 4 PM and i wake up and theres a million messages on my machine cuz my phones been turned off...and people get mad about it...so if i randomly hang up on u or dont answer ur all, *please* dont get all offended and think i did it on purpose! if u cant get hold of my cuz my cell is turned off, u can try calling my VOiP phone: (423) 212-1221...call that number anytime...ive got a new addiction...Coal Chamber...their music is satanic, depressing and a bit sadistic, just the way i like it

my mixtapes gonna be playing sometime tomorrow...not sure when...actually i guess tomorrow would be today since its 5 AM...well theyre gonna play it on sunday...if u wanna listen download iTunes first:
http://www.itunes.com/download
its free...then go to the stations site:
http://www.live365.com/stations/spininwheels
and click on the yellow speaker button and it will bring up itunes and let u listen to the station...or u can listen to the mixtape at:
http://www.DJTricities.com/radio/12-20-05.mp3
so anyway...me and amber broke up...and then timmy kicked me in the balls...but no worries, they still work...and then i got "grounded"...long story...went to ashleys house for xmas dinner...and she almost murdered me cuz i didnt know who jack was from the nightmare before xmas...and shes gettin a cell phone tomorrow so ill be able to talk to her for more than 30 min per day lol...cuz her phone battery always used to go flat...for my fellow computer geeks, this is really cool:
http://www.writely.com
its an online word processor...but unlike previous attempts to create online word processors, this one actually works!...it definitely beats M$ word...itll let u upload or export .doc, .rtf, or .htm files...btw, if ur a computer geek and u have iTunes, u should subscribe to this podcast:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73329404&s=143441&i=1527137
its really cool...there are no horror movies in theaters!! ...and i only go to  horror movies...and i wanna go see a movie tomorrow cuz im not gonna have anything to do since skate citys closed...i think ill go to bed...since the suns gonna come up soon...

i jus finished watchin Stephen King's It...cool movie...kinda corny, but good for an 80's movie...and since everyone was complaining about that clown from Saw on my profile pic, i replaced him with Pennywise...is that better? ...the whole speed teams goin ice skating in bristol tomorrow from 2:30-4 or sumpin like that...dave got us a discount somehow if we all show up...but if anyone doesnt show up then we have to pay full price...i think he might have gotten the place reserved or sumpin, but im not sure...heres the schedule for the rink:
http://www.bristolmotorspeedway.com/events/york_ice_rink/
im djing new years at skate city...the time and price and stuffs on the skate city site:
http://www.SkateCityKingsport.com

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leigh ann wants to have a party sometime around march for her and my bday party and also some casey chick that i dont know...i dunno if were gonna do it but if we do its gonna be a big-ass party...then tiffani wants to have her party in april...she wants to get drunk and party naked lol...im keepin my furry jacket on...but anyway...a bunch of people that i dont know have been talkin to DJCraigBot...they sent me a new ipod...cuz i sent back the other one cuz it was screwed up...i had a slim jim craving last night...and u know how it is when i get a slim jim craving (tommy lol and kayla)...so i went on one of my little slim-jim-voyages...this time i talked to tiffani and brandy...ambers comin home friday and skate citys closed saturday so maybe ill go ice skating...if theyre open...and if i can find someone to go with me...cuz im not gettin anything much for xmas cuz i already got this laptop and the canarium boots...danish butter cookies...theyre great...so are belgium chocolates...and slim jims...oh dear, i feel another craving coming on...lol fortunately ive got a tabasco slim jim right here...im sleepy...so im gonna go eat a slim jim and go to bed...they all float down here...

guess wat im doin right now...im takin a crap...thats wats great about laptops...u can take them wit u anywhere...i guess im prob startin to annoy everyone by always talkin about takin a crap on here lol...amber set up this new layout for me...its really cool...and she made the little DJ Craig thing wit the ICP photos for the background...dude eminems new songs awesome...its called fack...everyone needs to download it..."OH FACK, I'M GONNA CAM!!" dude thats gonna be like my new phrase...since my followers have all copied my "lovely lady lumps" and ruined it...i didnt get time to do a mixtape last night...so i guess ill try to do one tonight...maybe...if im not watchin CSI all night...cuz ashley let me borrow her DVD wit the whole first season of CSI...im gonna go watch it...

im finished exams! but ambers leavin tomorrow im gettin a cold...just in time for xmas...dude look at this keyboard

that's a chinese keyboard...and this was under the lid of a sobe bottle:

dude i love sobe...when i grow up, i wanna be the person that comes up with things to write on sobe bottle lids...i wonder how much they get payed...dr hamati's party this saturdays been moved to jan 7th...so i might go to sc sat...i wanna go ice skating sometime soon too...so if anyones goin call me and ill come...i hate bristolians...but i like cinnamon altoids...and fireballs...and warheads...and energy drinks...and amber...i also like starbursts...starbursts make me happy...spencers wont let me exchange my small "I <3 Lesbians" t-shirt for a large...they said i had to have a receipt...o well, dont really have a need for it anymore...i saw amber lynn at the mall...i havent seen her in forever...im gonna try to hook up my turntables tonight and do another mixtape for the station cuz i havent done one in a while...or i might get sleepy and go to bed and do it tomorrow...but whenever i do ill post it on here and ill post the time when itll be playin on the radio...comment if uve got requests...or IM TOM610284 if u wanna get it played faster...hes the one that runs the station...and click here to listen...theres way too much drama at DB...du hast mich....i might be goin to atlanta during christmas...if im not DJing...ill get to see kat!...and travis lives there too i think...does she?...geek camp...its great...microwave popcorn...good stuff...i gotta pee...

i passed my networking exam chemistry and calculus exams tomorrow...this rich indian doctor guy wants me to dj for some kind of doctor's party on saturday...ive been messin around wit google earth...dude that programs really cool
http://earth.google.com/download-earth.html
were goin to a speed skating meet in roanoke at star city, january 14th...i love that rink...the floor is really cool...hardly anyone showed up for practice yesterday so we jus played pool lol...did u know that the youngest person ever to give birth was five years old??
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
vanilla diet coke is really good...but diet coke is nasty...i love sobe...when i grow up, i want to be the person that comes up with the stuff that they write under the lids of the sobe bottles...diet pepsi is better than diet coke...but coke is better than pepsi...im drinkin a cream soda right now tho im sleepy...i was really damn lucky we had a 2 hour delay this morning cuz i coulnt go to sleep last night...i went to sleep at like 2am...

did u know that they have caffeinated pepermints? dude theyre really good...theyre really tiny and each one has 25 mg of caffeine...i love icp music videos...ive got final exams next week...it sux...so i get to be antisocial this weekend and study lots...im downloading CSI las vegas...im gonna watch it on my comp jus like i used to "back in the day" lol...well actually it was only like the end of last school year or sumpin i think...when i was dating ashley...does anyone have the movie "grapes of wrath"? i have to read it for school and i had the movie but i never watched it and now ive lost it...so i need to find someone that has it thatll let me borrow it...dude the fuckin dentist told my mom that i was getting tooth decay or sumpin and now shell only buy diet drinks...im gonna have to get my caffeine from other sources lol...like peppermints...and jolt gum...i hate how girls always think that when guys get a boner it actually means sumpin...cuz i mean it can mean sumpin but it doesnt always...it can happen like if the wind just blows in the right direction...cuz im sittin here thinin about caffeine and tooth decay and ive got a boner...check this out:
http://www.DJTricities.com/trittrot.mp3
thats a recording of me when i was little...yes, i was a computer geek even then...the other guys my dad...he used to tell me bed time stories about an invisible pig named trit trot...whenever trit trot wants to turn invisible, only i can see him...so when u see me walkin around talkin to myself, im talkin to trit trot...ur jus jealous cuz u cant see him...actually if u do see me walkin around talkin to myself, im probly talkin on my cell phone with the earpiece...i hate how peole always think im talkin to myself...or worse, they think im talkin to them...i also hate it when all that people talk about in their blog is how much they love their bf/gf...cuz most of the time theyre jus doin it for attention cuz they think it makes them cool...i hate people that do things jus for attention!...so anyway...umm...leave comments...they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...