December 19, 2005

• im sittin here on the phone wit timmy and tiffani on three-way talkin about anal sex with giant squids...whats the plural of mongoose? mongi? mongeese? mongooses? ive got another question...do fish get thirsty? ...timmy and tipp were so funny lookin last night cuz timmy was all gothic lookin wit his bondage pants and chains and black beanie, and then tiffani was wearing a little girly pink shirt and tight jeans...and they spent 90% of the session makin out...and they always get away with it...if i jus pop-kiss someone at skate city i get caught...but i dont care...cuz thats a really fuckin stupid rule...theyre always like "there are little kids around" and im like "how do u think they got here"...but i mean damn if the kids have ever been to the mall or disney land, theyve seen people kiss before...
  
  thats the sobe-bottle-lid-of-the-day...cuz my moms buyin me all these diet drinks now since the dentist told her that im gettin tooth decay lol...that sobe bottle was sittin on the sign that no one ever reads
  
  so anyway...uhh...i saw buttons today...not my buttons...the real buttons...buttons, herself...in person...i was like "buttons!"...i also saw Deveni today...she came to skate city...and i made her skate...i refused to give her shoes back lol...and she got good at it eventually lol...and i got beaten in races by austin...that was fun...he did have a head start...but still...heres all the places outside america that i've had visitors to my Amityville site from:
  
  i dunno if thats really big enough to see...but ive had visitors from 63 countries in the last month on that site...51 countries on the euler's site...32 on Skate City...that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside...but i didnt have any visitors outside america on the cardiology site in the last month...o well...i guess that makes sense since its a local thing..."stick a gerbil in ur ass thru a tube!"...thats from fack...i need a new furry jacket...this ones goin bald...im gonna be home alone all day tomorrow...so maybe ill actually finally do a mixtape...im procrastinating...i do that a lot...henceforth "im workin on it"...or "je travaille à lui"...si tu parle français, commente-moi en français, parce-que parler français est cool...à demain...
  

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