January 8, 2006
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dude that party last night was halairious...there was hardly anyone under 50 there...and the first song they requested was cult 45...and then some old guy requested jack off jill...within about two hours i was stuck in a small room with about 100 drunk horny old people...and they kept on tryin to get me to dance...like they were begging me...and eventually i did so they would stop bugging me...and then i ended up wit this circle of old ladies grinding on me...and then this one old lady started tryin to lift up my shirt..i was like "dude, i need that"...and then they had door prizes...they gave away a dildo (one of those two-sided ones for lesbians) and a strap-on and a whole bunch of sex toys and random crap from spencers...then after the door prizes my dad decided having a bunch of old ladies grinding on him sounded like fun, so he joined them, and i escaped...then at the end there was a geizer-fight...these two old ladies...it was halairious...
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That is soooo fucking funny. Old people suck man, especially when they can't get it on, but they want to reminisc and wish that they could, ha! You sound like we would get along great, check out my site, I think we're on the same page, humor-wise. Props, man.
Later.(that dildo shouda' been embroidered, shouldn't it?
haha craig thats just what you need some old lady since you cant get any ASS : ) yeah practice is fun now i think ill start comming more but never shank me hehe timmy doesnt need to see my fine ass lol
Brittany
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