dude that party last night was halairious...there was hardly anyone under 50 there...and the first song they requested was cult 45...and then some old guy requested jack off jill...within about two hours i was stuck in a small room with about 100 drunk horny old people...and they kept on tryin to get me to dance...like they were begging me...and eventually i did so they would stop bugging me...and then i ended up wit this circle of old ladies grinding on me...and then this one old lady started tryin to lift up my shirt..i was like "dude, i need that"...and then they had door prizes...they gave away a dildo (one of those two-sided ones for lesbians) and a strap-on and a whole bunch of sex toys and random crap from spencers...then after the door prizes my dad decided having a bunch of old ladies grinding on him sounded like fun, so he joined them, and i escaped...then at the end there was a geizer-fight...these two old ladies...it was halairious...

today was boring...went to the library to get the amityville horror, but they didnt have it...they didnt have the old version of the movie either...ive looked everywhere for that book and i cant find it...watched high tension last night...its this french movie...one of those ones where they record the english version over the video...it was ok...but there was no plot...just some hot girls and lots of blood...im djin in elizabethton tomorrow night...speed skating meet in Roanoke next weekend...taco bell right now

new years was cool...there were 320 people at skate city...100 stayed all night...it went pretty good other than Rick (Mary Beth's dad) cussing me out because he thought the music was too loud...then he got yelled at for cussing in front of little kids and parents lol...i dont wanna start school tuesday dude xmas went by fast...deveni came to sc last night...and leslie...if u poke deveni, she snorts...its really funny...and leslie listens to jack off jill!...and i jus choked on a danish butter cookie...dont try to eat danish butter cookies when ur layin on ur back...its not very fun