theres this toy broomstick that u can get on Amazon...its a Nimbus 2000 from harry potter! this innocent toy will vibrate when u squeeze it between ur legs...
...read the whole article here, its halairious...or u can buy it on amazon here...but its out of stock, sorry ashley...lol im jk...i hope she doesnt get mad at me for that, i jus cant resist...but for anyone who doesnt like me, i am pleased to announce that u can now count down the number of seconds until i die here:
www.DeathClock.comu can go on that site and jus type in ur birthday and ur body mass index (ashley, notice that anything under 25, it doesnt even matter...to get a BMI of 25, u would have to weigh around
180 pounds...so until u reach that weight, its not goin to make any difference at all to ur health)...but itll tell u wat day ur gonna die and how many seconds uve got left...notice how much difference it makes to ur death-date if u smoke...so anyway...friday night, went skatin and finally got to meet spephanie cupit...and then i had this dream that was like this scene from hostel but it was stephanie and she paid $50,000 to torture leigh ann...im not quite sure where that came from but it was really hot...i had a big-ass boner when i woke up...and in case that thought gave anyone else who read this a boner, ill fix that for u:

that pic jus made mine shrivel up...now it wants to curl up into a little ball and go hide in the corner...lol well umm so anyway...DJed for a party at warrior state park tonight...they kept making me play songs from this album called "High Scool Musical" and they had all these songs that reminded me of sumpin form Barney and Friends...and they were all like ages 11-14...this one 10-year-old girl had seen Saw II 7 times and Saw twice...so im gonna go to bed...
*edit* my phone has randomly started working again...so delete that other number! dont call it!
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