Month: March 2006

  • listen to this, its halairious...its a recording of jacob...as in like fat jacob thats on the speed team:

    www.DJTricities.com/toohot.aif

    and judging from this pic, he is definitely right! he is way too hot to date all the girls at once!
    booby

    wow thats halairious...well heres another teletubby-type-thing:

    ...im not really reading the second edition of "The F-Word"...


  • look at hmscutie0689's xanga......lol but it says taken at the bottom...that could be bad...im jus hopin her bf isnt bigger than me lol...read the comment leigh ann left on there ...but anyway...people seem to get confuzzled really easily about how u use my caller id spoofer program...ok u call (321) 558-2057 and then wait a few seconds...and then u dial the number that u want to show up on the person's caller id when u call them...then u hit the pound key...AKA the hash key...the little # symbol below the 9 key...that seems to be the part that confuzzles people lol...then u dial the number that u wanna call...and hit the pound/hash/# key again...and then theyll get a call and itll show up as someone else on the caller id...it has a limit to how many times each person can use it, based on the number u call it from...im not gonna leave it running for much longer...o and i dunno if anyone has figured out how to do it, but please dont hack peoples voice mail...i can tell if u do, and ill disable it for ur #...cuz i can get in trouble if i let people do that...i dont wanna get the number shut down again...so anyway...here are some photos of me bein a pyromaniac:
    DJTricities.com/pyro
    ...it will never cease to amaze me how many people dont know wat a pyromaniac is...according to dictionary.com it is "The irresistible urge to start fires"...all night skate this friday...really, i promise this time...i jus havent posted it on the skate city site yet...too lazy...look who owns DJCraig.com...and 9-year-old daniel craig wont sell me DJCraig.com!! damnit!!
  • dont u love that when u go to take a crap and then people start texting u and u end up sitting on the toilet for like 20 min having text conversations with people
  • ipod

    take this quiz, its halairious:


    Female/She-male Quiz


    comment and tell me wat u get...i got 10/16...ashley, u gotta take this cuz i wanna see if ur gaydar will give u an advantage...o, hang on, ur "strait" now lol but yea u gotta take it anyway...and im gonna see if i can get jodi to take it...no all night skate this friday (grr) ive had it on the Skate City site for like 3 months and of course alisha calls me 4 days before and changes it...its gonna be next friday instead...actually its not really alishas fault, its joan, shes the one that did it...im gonna go watch madame bovary (the movie) cuz we're supposed to read it for school...

  • B00005NEBWtheres this toy broomstick that u can get on Amazon...its a Nimbus 2000 from harry potter! this innocent toy will vibrate when u squeeze it between ur legs......read the whole article here, its halairious...or u can buy it on amazon here...but its out of stock, sorry ashley...lol im jk...i hope she doesnt get mad at me for that, i jus cant resist...but for anyone who doesnt like me, i am pleased to announce that u can now count down the number of seconds until i die here:

    www.DeathClock.com

    u can go on that site and jus type in ur birthday and ur body mass index (ashley, notice that anything under 25, it doesnt even matter...to get a BMI of 25, u would have to weigh around 180 pounds...so until u reach that weight, its not goin to make any difference at all to ur health)...but itll tell u wat day ur gonna die and how many seconds uve got left...notice how much difference it makes to ur death-date if u smoke...so anyway...friday night, went skatin and finally got to meet spephanie cupit...and then i had this dream that was like this scene from hostel but it was stephanie and she paid $50,000 to torture leigh ann...im not quite sure where that came from but it was really hot...i had a big-ass boner when i woke up...and in case that thought gave anyone else who read this a boner, ill fix that for u:
    umm...there is no way i can do this image justice with the alt text
    that pic jus made mine shrivel up...now it wants to curl up into a little ball and go hide in the corner...lol well umm so anyway...DJed for a party at warrior state park tonight...they kept making me play songs from this album called "High Scool Musical" and they had all these songs that reminded me of sumpin form Barney and Friends...and they were all like ages 11-14...this one 10-year-old girl had seen Saw II 7 times and Saw twice...so im gonna go to bed...

    *edit* my phone has randomly started working again...so delete that other number! dont call it!

  • HOW MUCH FUD
    WOULD A FUDRUCKER RUCK
    IF A FUDRUCKER COULD RUCK FUD?
  • laser tag was fun...i won this with the ticket things in the arcade:

    -2

    thats a lotta fireballs...it wa full when they gave it to me...we only had time for 1 game of laser tag...i came in 2nd...the hot girl beat me...i thought she was like 16 or sumpin but she was 20-sumpin and married with a kid...not that it matters cuz im jus lookin...ive got leigh ann...who is hotter than that MILF...then i went skatin afterwards...sabastien paid me $10 to wear my blades...so i got to wear rental skates that were way too big for me...and now my feet are hurtin...still waitin for xanga premium to turn on...pokemon is so fuckin stupid...there were actually kids at skate city today playing pokemon in the snack bar...i didnt think people played that anymore...i always thought it dumb tho...

    my new profile pic has lovely lady lumps

  • well i got my account back for the phone number...im jus not allowed to run that application anymore...its kinda confusing, cuz im not sure wat im allowed to do and wat im not, so ive jus disabled it until i figure out cuz i dont want to lose my account again...but i still have the same phone number...
    0376
    i need caffeine...anyone wanna make a donation so i can go buy some?


    dude this guy made $75,745.21 out of a "make a donation" button jus by begging:

    www.GimmeABuck.com
    but dont give him any money...give me money cuz im cooler than him ...and im not really reading "the low down on going down: how to give her mind-blowing oral sex" lol im not quite that pathetic

  • my spoofer number got suspended...which really pisses me off after the amount of time ive spent getting that working and money ive spent allowing other people to use it for free...and then they jus delete my account without even telling me...and it wasnt because of what the program did...it was because i was using their "free" services for "commercial" purposes...i dont know if free describes it very acurately...i think what they mean is non-commercial...and they thought i was actually making money off it right now, which im not...so im not giving up, im gonna try to get my account back...ill prob have a different phone number tho cuz my old 2057 number has already been given to someone else...so if i convince them to give my membership back, ill post the new number on here...so anyway...i got my ipod back...and i found a picture of a cuddlebear!

    isnt it great?

Recent Posts

Categories