wow...today has been such a great day...no school cuz of snow...and ashley was out too...so all that ive done today is talk to ashley...i helped her set up a xanga! CuddleBear07 ...and then we talked about how i wanna die...its 3:15 AM...a sound wakes me up...something lands on me...there is a flash of lightning (has to be dramatic) and i see ashley straddling me...one hand is around my neck, pinning me to the ground...in the other hand is a big, sharp, bloody dagger...all i can hear is her sweet, innocent, high-pitched voice...but it doesnt sound so sweet and innocent because shes screaming at me in german...she stabs me in the stomach...the blood splatters making little red spots all over the white walls and on her clothes and the white sheets...she stabs me over and over...then she stops and she just looks at me and smiles...a sweet, innocent smile...and thats the last thing i see...thad be such a great way to die...me and ashley have such lovely
conversations...and i bet that now all of the people that normally read my xanga are never gonna read it again cuz theyre gonna think im a freak...cept for krista...and ashley
...i had to put that buffy pic on there, cuz ashley thinks that buffys hot...i agree with her...i can count to ten in german now! im so proud...there had better not be school tomorrow...or im gonna have to murder some principals in their sleep...but im gonna make sure its less pleasent for them than its gonna be for me...id stab them thru their head, like the guy in that pic
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there was a hot girl at that party i djed for friday night...as in 1...singular...and they had cold pizza...then saturday night hardly anyone showed up cuz of the snow...but at least they had hot pizza...im gettin a wireless bluetooth earpiece...so ull never again have to hear me say "hang on, my ear piece fell out!" again...isnt that great!...well im gonna go watch the short track ice speed skating
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bobble head...that songs great...that caller ID program is spreading fast around here...but its spreading way faster in atlanta...cuz i gave it to katherine and she gave it to her friend who gave it to her friend and now there are tons of people in atlanta usin it...a bunch of people keep leaving out the area code when they use it or they put a 1 in front of the number...heres what u should dial:
(321) 558-2057 (wait for voice) (423) 555-5555 # (wait for voice) (423) 666-6666 # (wait for answer)
so anyway...im djin for 2 valentines day parties this weekend...fri and sat night...they ruined im in love with a stripper! the new clean version says "im in love with a dancer" damn that ruins the song! y not like "im in love with a balerina"? that would have been cool...or "im in love with midget"......do you scratch an itch or do you itch a scratch?...or perhaps you itch an itch and scratch a scratch?...cuz scratches can itch and itches do require scratching... -
ive been bein a geek for the last few days...and ive finally got this program workin...it lets u spoof ur caller ID...so u can make watever u want to show up on someones caller ID, when u call them...jus call this number:
(321) 558-2057
when it tells u to, enter the number that u want to have show up on ur friend's caller ID and then hit the # key...then enter the number that you want to call and hit the # key again...remember to include the area code...im gonna let people use it for free for now...but ill eventually start charging for it...right now im still adding features to it, so if it stops working for a while, that probably means im working on adding something to it, so jus wait and call back later...i finally got a copy of the 1979 version of the Amityville Horror and one of the really corny sequels from the 80's...havent watched them yet tho...im djing at warrior state park next week friday for a valentines day party...well im gonna go finish my math...wish i had some of those chicks in bikinis here to help me wit my calculus
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i havent updated in a while...i got a new cell phone...its a verizon LG phone...u can watch TV and listen to the radio on it...if you dont live in hillbilly land...which, unfortunately, i do...vCast service is available like everywhere except here...nearest place is asheville...well i was gonna go see underworld with rosa and margret yesterday...and i thought my mom was jus gonna drop me off...but she came in and somehow figured out wat movie i was gonna see and then went balistic cuz its rated r...and then she started yellin at the guy that sold me the ticket...she was so pissed...damn she pisses me off so bad...o well, at least i got to meet rosa...and ill download underworld off the internet whenever it gets out of theaters...
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theres a late night skate this saturday...heres the rest of the photos from the speed skating meet in roanoke last week:
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im sittin here talkin to anastasia...shes this bi chick that i havent talked to in like a year or sumpin...she used to go to sc...and i talked to christa to today...i havent talked to her in a while either...i had a starbucks frappachino for the first time yesterday and now im completely addicted and ive had like 10 since then...cuz i needed caffeine and the only things that were in the fridge were caffeine free diet pepsi, beer, and frappachinos...hey i found a pic of pheobe from the magic school bus! -
hey i suddenly started getting tons of comments as soon as i put a hot girl on here...i should do that more often...i jus saw hostel...it was really good...way too short...and it wasnt that good...it had to plot...jus blood...but the girls were really hot
...that was the only good part of the movie...it had no plot...jus lots of blood and some nice tits...i like movies like saw II where its got a really good plot *as well as* lots of blood...and germany is really nothing like it is in that movie...me and breanna and someone...i cant remember who...r prob gonna go to the movies at the mall tomorrow round 4...dont know wat were gonna see...call me if u wanna come


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