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im at the meet right now...there wifi access at this rink...damn i wish skate city had that...the floors jus been redone, and its sticking so much...im used to sliding everyone on sc's crap floor and now im sticking like crazy and i cant even cross...and ive been up for 4 hours and no one else is out of bed yet
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dude that party last night was halairious...there was hardly anyone under 50 there...and the first song they requested was cult 45...and then some old guy requested jack off jill...within about two hours i was stuck in a small room with about 100 drunk horny old people...and they kept on tryin to get me to dance...like they were begging me...and eventually i did so they would stop bugging me...and then i ended up wit this circle of old ladies grinding on me...and then this one old lady started tryin to lift up my shirt..i was like "dude, i need that"...and then they had door prizes...they gave away a dildo (one of those two-sided ones for lesbians) and a strap-on and a whole bunch of sex toys and random crap from spencers...then after the door prizes my dad decided having a bunch of old ladies grinding on him sounded like fun, so he joined them, and i escaped...then at the end there was a geizer-fight...these two old ladies...it was halairious...
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today was boring...went to the library to get the amityville horror, but they didnt have it...they didnt have the old version of the movie either...ive looked everywhere for that book and i cant find it...watched high tension last night...its this french movie...one of those ones where they record the english version over the video...it was ok...but there was no plot...just some hot girls and lots of blood...im djin in elizabethton tomorrow night...speed skating meet in Roanoke next weekend...taco bell right now
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new years was cool...there were 320 people at skate city...100 stayed all night...it went pretty good other than Rick (Mary Beth's dad) cussing me out because he thought the music was too loud...then he got yelled at for cussing in front of little kids and parents lol...i dont wanna start school tuesday
dude xmas went by fast...deveni came to sc last night...and leslie...if u poke deveni, she snorts...its really funny...and leslie listens to jack off jill!...and i jus choked on a danish butter cookie...dont try to eat danish butter cookies when ur layin on ur back...its not very fun -
ashley is vacuuming...i bet she wishes she had a robot...i wish she did too...cuz then i could talk to her right now...but im jus bein lonely instead...there is no sound that i love more than the sound of a banjo...except for the sound of a chicken stuck in a vacuum cleaner...just some words of wisdom for the day...
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if you have an ipod, try this...go under Extras > Games and play Brick...but hold the iPod upside down...try it with Parachute too...just saw the chronicles of narnia...which is really wierd considering that i never go to movies that arent horror movies...and i really hate disney...but it was pretty good for a disney movie...what i hate about disney movies is that right through the entire movie, you always know exactly whats about to happen...because theyre always the same...and theyre always corny...but still the chrinicles of narnia was better than i expected...ambers datin johny berry now...lol johny doesnt like me for some reason...but i really dont have a problem with him...hes gonna have a great time rubbing this in my face...its gonna be kinda funny when he realizes that i dont care, and im happy for him and amber...but it seems kinda wierd to think that me and him could both date the same girl...ive always thought of him like a little kid for some reason, even though hes not all that much younger than me...im drinkin a Monster energy drink...dude i love these things...Rock Star is good too...and Sobe No Fear...and Sobe Adrenaline Rush...and Mountain Dew Amp...and Full Throttle...my granny mailed me some tooth-brushing candies...its like that tooth-brushing gum, but they are peppermints...Brittany Price's boyfriend, chris IMed me last night...it was pretty funny...at first he was pretending to be brittany and it actually worked cuz im a dumbass like that....but in the end i made him feel like a complete idiot...but its all good...apparently no one reads my protected posts...o well...ive got a caffeine-ache...thats what i call a headache that i get from caffeine withdrawals...like a caffeine hangover...btw, did you know that caffeine is used in drugs for getting rid of a hangover? i mean a real hangover, not a caffeine one lol...my phone is all screwed up and it keeps hangin up on people...like itll just randomly turn off even tho the batterys charged...it keeps turning off at night and then i sleep in till like 4 PM and i wake up and theres a million messages on my machine cuz my phones been turned off...and people get mad about it...so if i randomly hang up on u or dont answer ur all, *please* dont get all offended and think i did it on purpose! if u cant get hold of my cuz my cell is turned off, u can try calling my VOiP phone: (423) 212-1221...call that number anytime...ive got a new addiction...Coal Chamber...their music is satanic, depressing and a bit sadistic, just the way i like it
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my mixtapes gonna be playing sometime tomorrow...not sure when...actually i guess tomorrow would be today since its 5 AM...well theyre gonna play it on sunday...if u wanna listen download iTunes first:
http://www.itunes.com/download
its free...then go to the stations site:
http://www.live365.com/stations/spininwheels
and click on the yellow speaker button and it will bring up itunes and let u listen to the station...or u can listen to the mixtape at:
http://www.DJTricities.com/radio/12-20-05.mp3
so anyway...me and amber broke up...and then timmy kicked me in the balls...but no worries, they still work...and then i got "grounded"...long story...went to ashleys house for xmas dinner...and she almost murdered me cuz i didnt know who jack was from the nightmare before xmas...and shes gettin a cell phone tomorrow so ill be able to talk to her for more than 30 min per day lol...cuz her phone battery always used to go flat...for my fellow computer geeks, this is really cool:
http://www.writely.com
its an online word processor...but unlike previous attempts to create online word processors, this one actually works!...it definitely beats M$ word...itll let u upload or export .doc, .rtf, or .htm files...btw, if ur a computer geek and u have iTunes, u should subscribe to this podcast:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73329404&s=143441&i=1527137
its really cool...there are no horror movies in theaters!! ...and i only go to horror movies...and i wanna go see a movie tomorrow cuz im not gonna have anything to do since skate citys closed...i think ill go to bed...since the suns gonna come up soon...
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