i jus finished watchin Stephen King's It...cool movie...kinda corny, but good for an 80's movie...and since everyone was complaining about that clown from Saw on my profile pic, i replaced him with Pennywise...is that better? ...the whole speed teams goin ice skating in bristol tomorrow from 2:30-4 or sumpin like that...dave got us a discount somehow if we all show up...but if anyone doesnt show up then we have to pay full price...i think he might have gotten the place reserved or sumpin, but im not sure...heres the schedule for the rink:
http://www.bristolmotorspeedway.com/events/york_ice_rink/
im djing new years at skate city...the time and price and stuffs on the skate city site:
http://www.SkateCityKingsport.com

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leigh ann wants to have a party sometime around march for her and my bday party and also some casey chick that i dont know...i dunno if were gonna do it but if we do its gonna be a big-ass party...then tiffani wants to have her party in april...she wants to get drunk and party naked lol...im keepin my furry jacket on...but anyway...a bunch of people that i dont know have been talkin to DJCraigBot...they sent me a new ipod...cuz i sent back the other one cuz it was screwed up...i had a slim jim craving last night...and u know how it is when i get a slim jim craving (tommy lol and kayla)...so i went on one of my little slim-jim-voyages...this time i talked to tiffani and brandy...ambers comin home friday and skate citys closed saturday so maybe ill go ice skating...if theyre open...and if i can find someone to go with me...cuz im not gettin anything much for xmas cuz i already got this laptop and the canarium boots...danish butter cookies...theyre great...so are belgium chocolates...and slim jims...oh dear, i feel another craving coming on...lol fortunately ive got a tabasco slim jim right here...im sleepy...so im gonna go eat a slim jim and go to bed...they all float down here...

guess wat im doin right now...im takin a crap...thats wats great about laptops...u can take them wit u anywhere...i guess im prob startin to annoy everyone by always talkin about takin a crap on here lol...amber set up this new layout for me...its really cool...and she made the little DJ Craig thing wit the ICP photos for the background...dude eminems new songs awesome...its called fack...everyone needs to download it..."OH FACK, I'M GONNA CAM!!" dude thats gonna be like my new phrase...since my followers have all copied my "lovely lady lumps" and ruined it...i didnt get time to do a mixtape last night...so i guess ill try to do one tonight...maybe...if im not watchin CSI all night...cuz ashley let me borrow her DVD wit the whole first season of CSI...im gonna go watch it...

im finished exams! but ambers leavin tomorrow im gettin a cold...just in time for xmas...dude look at this keyboard

that's a chinese keyboard...and this was under the lid of a sobe bottle:

dude i love sobe...when i grow up, i wanna be the person that comes up with things to write on sobe bottle lids...i wonder how much they get payed...dr hamati's party this saturdays been moved to jan 7th...so i might go to sc sat...i wanna go ice skating sometime soon too...so if anyones goin call me and ill come...i hate bristolians...but i like cinnamon altoids...and fireballs...and warheads...and energy drinks...and amber...i also like starbursts...starbursts make me happy...spencers wont let me exchange my small "I <3 Lesbians" t-shirt for a large...they said i had to have a receipt...o well, dont really have a need for it anymore...i saw amber lynn at the mall...i havent seen her in forever...im gonna try to hook up my turntables tonight and do another mixtape for the station cuz i havent done one in a while...or i might get sleepy and go to bed and do it tomorrow...but whenever i do ill post it on here and ill post the time when itll be playin on the radio...comment if uve got requests...or IM TOM610284 if u wanna get it played faster...hes the one that runs the station...and click here to listen...theres way too much drama at DB...du hast mich....i might be goin to atlanta during christmas...if im not DJing...ill get to see kat!...and travis lives there too i think...does she?...geek camp...its great...microwave popcorn...good stuff...i gotta pee...

i passed my networking exam chemistry and calculus exams tomorrow...this rich indian doctor guy wants me to dj for some kind of doctor's party on saturday...ive been messin around wit google earth...dude that programs really cool
http://earth.google.com/download-earth.html
were goin to a speed skating meet in roanoke at star city, january 14th...i love that rink...the floor is really cool...hardly anyone showed up for practice yesterday so we jus played pool lol...did u know that the youngest person ever to give birth was five years old??
http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
vanilla diet coke is really good...but diet coke is nasty...i love sobe...when i grow up, i want to be the person that comes up with the stuff that they write under the lids of the sobe bottles...diet pepsi is better than diet coke...but coke is better than pepsi...im drinkin a cream soda right now tho im sleepy...i was really damn lucky we had a 2 hour delay this morning cuz i coulnt go to sleep last night...i went to sleep at like 2am...

did u know that they have caffeinated pepermints? dude theyre really good...theyre really tiny and each one has 25 mg of caffeine...i love icp music videos...ive got final exams next week...it sux...so i get to be antisocial this weekend and study lots...im downloading CSI las vegas...im gonna watch it on my comp jus like i used to "back in the day" lol...well actually it was only like the end of last school year or sumpin i think...when i was dating ashley...does anyone have the movie "grapes of wrath"? i have to read it for school and i had the movie but i never watched it and now ive lost it...so i need to find someone that has it thatll let me borrow it...dude the fuckin dentist told my mom that i was getting tooth decay or sumpin and now shell only buy diet drinks...im gonna have to get my caffeine from other sources lol...like peppermints...and jolt gum...i hate how girls always think that when guys get a boner it actually means sumpin...cuz i mean it can mean sumpin but it doesnt always...it can happen like if the wind just blows in the right direction...cuz im sittin here thinin about caffeine and tooth decay and ive got a boner...check this out:
http://www.DJTricities.com/trittrot.mp3
thats a recording of me when i was little...yes, i was a computer geek even then...the other guys my dad...he used to tell me bed time stories about an invisible pig named trit trot...whenever trit trot wants to turn invisible, only i can see him...so when u see me walkin around talkin to myself, im talkin to trit trot...ur jus jealous cuz u cant see him...actually if u do see me walkin around talkin to myself, im probly talkin on my cell phone with the earpiece...i hate how peole always think im talkin to myself...or worse, they think im talkin to them...i also hate it when all that people talk about in their blog is how much they love their bf/gf...cuz most of the time theyre jus doin it for attention cuz they think it makes them cool...i hate people that do things jus for attention!...so anyway...umm...leave comments...they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...

i got a laptop! its really cool...its an Apple Powerbook
http://www.apple.com/powerbook/index15.html thats it...im layin in bed
typing on it now...but as far as i know, none of the people that are
subscribed to this are computer geeks, so ill try not to ramble too
much...went ice skating...brandi and lacie didnt show up  but
britney was there with some of her friends...one of her friends is this
really hot girl thats in the mafia...dude she was really fuckin
hot...but anyway...then britney got on my phone and started calling
every guy in my phone book and she got brian campbell and brent and
brandon thomas to come...i havent seen any of them in forever...and
brian got kicked out of sc! for doin
donuts in the parking lot...i still havent done my fuckin
homework...damnit my english teacher is such a guy...lol everyone that
doesnt get that is gonna think im turning gay and ive got a crush on my
english teacher...and actually i guess leigh ann ur the only one thatll
get that since ashley doesn't have xanga...thanksgiving was cool...i
went to alishas place and ate turkey and shit and then i went to
danridge with alisha daniel and jordan...thats where taryn (shes really
damn hot...its too bad she only likes black guys) and jennifer (used to
work in the snack bar at sc) and billy (also used to work at sc) and
all of jennifer and billy's kids (taryn, tyler woods, tiffany, casey,
and many many more) live...i dont know if that last sentence made any
sense...o well it wasnt important...if anyone happens to be awake when
i send this, call me cuz im lonely...im listening to that song mr
lonely...cool song...kinda depressing but its really cool...wat am i
talkin about, i listen to jack off jill and icp and marilynn manson and
im sayin mr lonely is depressing...but it really does depress me more
than any death metal does....this is gettin kinda long...one more
thing...anyone who hasn't already heard this, its halairious:

http://www.DJTricities.com/christ.mp3

if ur one of those really really religious evangelatenous dudes that
thinks im gonna burn in hell for doin watever it was i did, then dont
listen to that...and actually u might as well go ahead and unsubscribe
from this cuz im prob gonna end up pissin u off eventually anyway...

...everyone wants me to update...but i dont know wat im supposed to talk about...workin on the site for the station...registered a domian name for it yesterday http://www.SpinninWheels.com ...theres nothing much on there now, im still building it...i really dont know wat to put on there...i mean wat do u put on the home page for a radio station?...comment if u have any suggestions...me, erin, britney write, rachel, aja and ashley are gonna try to go ice skating cometime during thanksgiving break...at least as many of them as i can get to come...u should come too leigh ann...and anyone else who wans to come...comment...i hate thanksgiving...i mean i love being off school and everything but i hate the food...turkeys nasty and it usually comes with vegetables and shit...even worse...what is the point of sweeping a parking lot? arent parking lots supposed to be dirty?...im gettin a laptop! i cant wait...its supposed to get here in a few days...its a Mac...of course...im almost done with The Interview with the Vampire...i used to love anne rice until she had to go and write a whole damn book about, of all things, jesus?!? ...and all her other books are like almost satanic...not literally, but theyre kinda sadistic...i guess that happens to everyone...they turn into an old foegey and go all wierd and funky like that...comment if u actually even know who anne rice is or u read The Vampire Chronicles...hang on im gonna go take a crap...ok im back...and i have a story to tell...ok so i had just started taking a crap...and then the doorbell rang...and im home alone and i knew it was the pizza so i hurried up and finished the crap and then went and got the pizza...then i went back and flushed the toilet...then i came back and i had lost the pizza...so i spend about 5 min finding the pizza...but it was all worth it once i found it and ate it...ok thats the end of my exciting story...comment and tell me how much u loved it...i want to watch house of wax...i know i have the dvd but i cant find it anywhere...o well...umm...yea...