wow spring break went by fast...i had so much fun tho...well mon and tue were boring, i jus took my ADD medicine and got a bunch of work done...i redesigned my site:
www.DJTricities.com
tell me wat u think...then on wed and thu i stayed at the mall all day with jessica and jim (mohawk-dude) and all of their freak-friends...wow that was so much fun...and i went to Stay Alive...it was ok...it was supposed to be a horror movie but it was more of an action movie...and i only like horror movies...then yesterday i DJed for a 16-year-old bday party...emily fletcher...i had the name wrong before...abby fletcher is her little sister...and tonight im goin skating...leigh ann cant go ...but i think jessicas comin...and breanna...heres a photo from the nude beach that i went to in france last summer:

our tent was near the edge of a cliff and at the bottom of the cliff was that nude beach...we stayed there for about a week

ok that photos not from the nude beach...its just really cool...wow, this entry appears to have a lot ass in it...how about one more...

went to rascals today...wow i havent been there in forever...tonights middle school night...im surprised they let me in...it was just a bunch of little kids tho...i thought there would be more older kids and people from skate city than there were...but there really werent that many people at all...a lot more people used to go when i was little...but i went with wixin and maleigha and johny...then my mom picked me up and she WENT OFF on me...cuz i threw a tissue out the window...and she got SO MAD lol...and it wasnt like there was anyone behind us...i jus "shouldnt be littering"...well anyway...then i went to crispy cream...and wixin and maleigha were there...and i got six cream filled glazed doughnuts...and ate all of them in 30 mins...im too skinny...my ultimate goal in life is to be like this lady one day:

...holy shit...gunner got arrested on wednesday...he had two hail-bails of pot delivered to his house by undercover cops...damn i didnt even know he did drugs...anyway...i set up a photoblog:

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig

im DJing for abby fletcher's (i think thats her name) bday party sometime in the next few weeks...16th bday party...which is cool since lately all ive been gettins little kids bday parties and some fogey-parties...theyre comin out with a Saw III in october!! ...wadidi tellya?...well im going to skate city now

i bummed this off of babi_gurl_4life12's xanga...read the whole thing...its SO FUCKING TRUE!

that pics halairious, but wat isnt funny is how true that is...and by true, i mean its true that americans think think this, not that its true that thats how the world is...jus had to explain that, so that i wouldnt mislead any dense, egotistic americans...and u know the routine, im not really listening to "God Bless America" right now...

this is my dad:

lol if u dont know my dad ur jus gonna think im a dork for postin a pic of my dad on here...but u have to know him...and like with most of my "currently reading" things, im not really reading "Treating Survivors of Satanist Abuse"...although i would read it if i had a copy

listen to this, its halairious...its a recording of jacob...as in like fat jacob thats on the speed team:

www.DJTricities.com/toohot.aif

and judging from this pic, he is definitely right! he is way too hot to date all the girls at once!

wow thats halairious...well heres another teletubby-type-thing:

...im not really reading the second edition of "The F-Word"...

take this quiz, its halairious:

Female/She-male Quiz

comment and tell me wat u get...i got 10/16...ashley, u gotta take this cuz i wanna see if ur gaydar will give u an advantage...o, hang on, ur "strait" now lol but yea u gotta take it anyway...and im gonna see if i can get jodi to take it...no all night skate this friday (grr) ive had it on the Skate City site for like 3 months and of course alisha calls me 4 days before and changes it...its gonna be next friday instead...actually its not really alishas fault, its joan, shes the one that did it...im gonna go watch madame bovary (the movie) cuz we're supposed to read it for school...

theres this toy broomstick that u can get on Amazon...its a Nimbus 2000 from harry potter! this innocent toy will vibrate when u squeeze it between ur legs......read the whole article here, its halairious...or u can buy it on amazon here...but its out of stock, sorry ashley...lol im jk...i hope she doesnt get mad at me for that, i jus cant resist...but for anyone who doesnt like me, i am pleased to announce that u can now count down the number of seconds until i die here:

www.DeathClock.com
u can go on that site and jus type in ur birthday and ur body mass index (ashley, notice that anything under 25, it doesnt even matter...to get a BMI of 25, u would have to weigh around 180 pounds...so until u reach that weight, its not goin to make any difference at all to ur health)...but itll tell u wat day ur gonna die and how many seconds uve got left...notice how much difference it makes to ur death-date if u smoke...so anyway...friday night, went skatin and finally got to meet spephanie cupit...and then i had this dream that was like this scene from hostel but it was stephanie and she paid $50,000 to torture leigh ann...im not quite sure where that came from but it was really hot...i had a big-ass boner when i woke up...and in case that thought gave anyone else who read this a boner, ill fix that for u:
that pic jus made mine shrivel up...now it wants to curl up into a little ball and go hide in the corner...lol well umm so anyway...DJed for a party at warrior state park tonight...they kept making me play songs from this album called "High Scool Musical" and they had all these songs that reminded me of sumpin form Barney and Friends...and they were all like ages 11-14...this one 10-year-old girl had seen Saw II 7 times and Saw twice...so im gonna go to bed...

*edit* my phone has randomly started working again...so delete that other number! dont call it!