<– someone is gonna get rich offa that…i wish it was me…u can buy them here:
www.ibuzz.co.uk
u hook that thing into ur ipod…and that dildo will vibrate in time with the music

they changed the skate city schedule around a bunch…the main difference is Saturday nights:

i got new skates:

i love them…i photoshopped some random hot girl from chicago that wanted me to photoshop her a few weeks ago

her eyes are actually brown

i bummed this off jordan’s xanga:

wow, i love it!

jessicas baby is coming within the next week…its really premature…but they said its a fat baby anyway so its gonna be ok…she named it blake…her and craig are getting married when she turns 18…which really surprises me…maybe hes a little bit less of an ass than i thought…the whole thing still pisses me off…i just dont understand how either one of them could be so stupid…not just talking about her being pregnant, but the whole thing, right from the start, they shouldnt have ever even been dating, let alone having a kid…and its depressing cuz she has totally screwed her life up now, permanently…4 years ago, what if she had decided to take some more challenging classes at DB, instead of the easiest classes available? then she might have ended up with some goals and she might have realized her own potential (i know thats the most annoying cliché, but it fits here)…then she might have cared about her own life and future enough that she would have used a condom…why didnt she care enough to do things differently? because her parents never cared about anything…neither did her friends or her friends’ parents…and no one ever cared about her, so she never cared about anything or anyone…now she thinks she has it all solved…craig cares about her…and the baby, when it gets here, will care about her…but this isnt gonna solve anything…her and craig will be divorced within a year…and either way shell never have enough money to support the child…in the end, she will be just like her mom, and blake will be just like her…and no one will care about anyone…and the cycle starts again…one more redneck who will contribute to the shittiness of this tri-cites-place…and one more uneducated, ignorant, lazy consumer who will contribute to the death of america as a world power, to be replaced by China and Japan…

and of course, to be fair, i have made a lot of assumptions…maybe her and craig will stay together and the money he earns will be enough and Blake will grow up to be a wealthy entrepreneur…ill believe it when i see it…

wow…in that song Young Joc – I Know You See It, it says “she chewin’ on that dick like its a piece of bubble yum”…that frightens me…my dick is shriveling up right now and hes gonna go hide in the back corner of my boxers…he doesnt want anyone to chew on him like a piece of bubble yum…ouch…Step Up is really good…dunno y im sayin that now, i saw it 2 weeks ago, but it was really good!…that song Chain Hang Low…it came out in may…and everyones just now discovering it suddenly…its so wierd how that happens…whenever a good album comes out all the best songs on the album dont get popular until everone is sick of hearing the rest of the album…same thing happened with My Humps and Laffy Taffy…both of those songs are kinda annoying now tho…im djing at wetlands in jonesburough for milligan college monday night…and i still havent finished packing…its really annoying when people past entire song lyrics on xanga but that song Gnarls Barkely – Crazy has really cool lyrics…u can read them here…im in a really good mood…ive been in a kinda permanent good mood since i got the scholarship…i hate workin at skate city when alishas not there…as soon as she leaves the place becomes like a night club instead of a skating rink…which is great if ur not working…but it sucks if ur working…and, no, skate city has not shut down and they arent planning on it!!…unless these fuckers at DB dont quit making up rumors…they are planning on selling it but its gonna be at least a few years till they do…and theyre trying to find someone who will keep it skating rink if they buy it…so, no, its not gonna shut down…i went to a garage sale today…and there was this girl there that was selling an old mechanical typewriter…i managed to get it working and she ended up giving it to me…so now i have an old typewriter…and im a dork so im really entertained by that…i wanna know how it works…but if uve ever looked at a typewriter is explains so much about keyboards…the shift key is called shift because it shifts the stamps over so it uses a different part of the stamp that has the capital letters…it also explains y the keys are staggered…and y the tab key is called tab…and there is no exclamation mark…u have to type an apostrophe then backspace and type a period under the apostrophe…and there is no 1…u just have to use a lower case L…and i met this hot british girl at the garage sale too…who would think there would be so many hot girls at a garage sale…

ive got some like that of sasha too…those were done with a strobe light and a long exposure…very little photoshopping…there are more here:

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig/tags/strobe

theres a new captain underpants book out i used to love them so much when i was a little kid

wow…my life is no longer spiraling down into a black abyss…i got the hope scholarship!! im so happy…cuz like this is sumpin that ive worried about so much…like constantly…since about 8th grade…not getting into a good college has always been my biggest fear…probably moreso than is necessary because of the fact that my parents are completely obsessed with that and its all they will ever think about…but im so glad…i mean i still gotta do good in school and everything so that i get admitted but i jus wont have to pay tuition…im getting my liscence on sept 12 …i talked to kat forever last night …i photoshopped her too…

i also photoshopped brittany write and maleigha…but they didnt come out as good as kats green haired one…but ive posted all of them here:

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig/tags/photoshop

if u wanna get photoshopped, let me know and ill do it the next time i get bored…unless u wanna pay me, then ill do it right away and ill make sure its even better than the kat-monste…i gotta read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for TOK (philosophy class)…i think im gonna like it tho…kats reading it too…and tiffani…u wont believe this…shes reading a book!…wow…some book about a bunch of redneck druggies…well im gonna go read Zen…

its raining really hard…i was gonna go take some photos of the lightning…cuz i love doin that…any excuse to go stand in the rain is good with me…i love to walk in the rain, talk on the phone in the rain, take photos in the rain, make out in the rain, pee in the rain…but apparently im not allowed to stand in the rain…cuz little craigy is gonna get struck by lightning and die…damnit i hate this place…

…school starts wednesday…

…kayla doesnt ever answer her phone…
…neither does kat…

…my life is spiraling down into a black abyss…
lol not really

i got that from The Emo Song…well i got it from kat who got it from The Emo Song…but yea my life isn’t really spiraling down into a black abyss…but if u havent heard The Emo Song, u gotta download it! …its halairious…ive been workin on the radio station site a lot lately…have a look at it and let me know wat u think:

www.SpinninWheels955.com

thats y ive been takin ritalin since i got back…please dont take it personally when i wont talk to u cuz im on ritalin…i do it to everyone…people confuse me when im on ritalin…i can only think about things that are 100% predictable…like computers…lol i know im a dork…but if u dont believe me or u just dont get it, u should try taking one and then see how much u wanna talk to me…anyway…damnit there are no horror movies in theater…im so sick of these damn american comedies that just arent funny and the “action” movies that are boring as hell…but i get bored and so i walk to tricities cinema a lot…since its the only place u can walk to from my house…but u cant even walk there when its raining…that wouldnt be safe…u might get struck by lightning and die…im drinking a “Sprite Zero”…ok…what the hell is in sprite zero??? sprite is sugar and water…so they just took out the sugar…great idea…its actually not that bad tho…tiffani and chris broke up… …they were dating for so long…ashleys maternal instincts are too strong…thats a bad thing…babys = bad…

and before everyone freaks out, no she isnt like tryin to get pregnant…shes not that stupid…i took some more photos

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig

The top 10 most overused words

1. Whore
2. Gay
3. Slut
4. Fag
5. Hoe
6. Homo
7. Skank
8. Homo
9. Homie

well thats 9 but i was close…those words can be ok but people never use them right…

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“I have a girlfriend now so that saves me a lot of money on whores”
-NOT-

“Oh…my…god…she…is such…a whore” when referring to some girl who is merely a bit too talkative…a whore is a girl who HAS SEX FOR MONEY….not a girl who has an annoying laugh or flirts with the guy u like

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“Elton John is gay” thats ok because he really is gay as in homosexual-gay, like he is attracted to men.
-OR-

“I feel happy and witty and gay! And I pity anyone who isn’t me tonight.” thats from a musical…referring to the happy definition of gay
-NOT-

“My computer is being gay!” …your computer has no sexual feelings whatsoever

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“I’m going to go to England and buy some fags because those are the best cigarettes you can get” …if ur confused by this, then look up fag in the dictionary here.
-NOT-

“His girlfriend’s ugly…god he’s such a fag” …if he was a fag then he wouldn’t have a girlfriend…not even an ugly one…

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so anyway…i think im done with my rant now…i have to give credit to my computer teacher nick from geek camp for inspiring that rant…speed skating practice was great…god ive missed that…it reminded me of how pracice used to be back in the beginning when the team started, like the first few practices we ever had…i set up a video xanga…comments would be nice…on the videos i mean

video.xanga.com/DJCraig

Saw III

if you have been to see The Decent, PLEASE comment me and tell me…

im sunburnt…spent most of the day at katies house today for her bday party…it was great to finally get out of the damn house lol…wat was even better was getting to eat icing off chloes leg…lol cuz she got birthday cake icing on her leg…it was enjoyable…i spent most of the day with kayla…who katie, for some strange reason, doesnt like anymore…lol im not tryin to start anything or be an ass about it…just an interesting anecdote…speed team has its first practice in forever tomorrow…damn its been so long and ive missed it so much…of course there are still those who are just too good for it…like errr johny? he jus doesnt think that its gonna work with Matt (austin’s dad) as the coach cuz of where he doesnt have the “connections” like dave had…but we are gonna fuckin make this work and theres no way our lack of god damn “connections” is gonna stop us…anyway…im finished with my rant now…i think…umm…yea…why doesnt anyone like Coke C2 damnit??? its good stuff…my mom is convinced that i have diabetes lol cuz of where i cant go 2 hours without a soda…but now thanks to u picky bastards that wont drink C2, they’re discontinuing it…i was gonna go see a movie with ashley today…but that fizzled out at the last minute as usually…god i havent seen her in 6 months…so i went to skate city instead…tiffani is a drug addict and it kills me to see it…cuz i knew her for 2 years before she even started doing drugs…at least shes a smart druggie that (hopefully) wont get caught or do anything too stupid…but she has no idea how much it bothers me to see her the way she is now…and other people like leigh ann jus dont get it cuz tipp has been like that for a long time and some people jus think she was always that way…but it kills me to know how she used to be 5 years ago compared to how she it now…same with brandi…well it seems like all the schools have really screwed up schedules this year…even in atlanta where kat lives…mine sux..im taking fucking art…and i didnt get into psychology…and i miss kat…still…i know im pathetic…and ashley too actually now that i think about it…anyway…umm…yea…im done now…

ive been having so much fun with this new lens…i know im such a dork…comment the photos:

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig/tags/macro

yesterday was my birthday…had fun…fireworks sucked compared to normal…but i enjoyed watching the pandemonium as people scream hysterically and ran franticly in various directions searching desperately for shelter…cuz it started to spinkle a little bit…it was pretty damn funny…i love rain…everything is better in the rain…like swimming in the fountain…and the Tatu – All the Things She Said music video…good stuff…god i miss camp so bad…i really miss kat…heres a photo of katies belly button:

lol jk thats not really katies belly button…thats someone else’s belly button…this is katies:

i went with her when she got it pierced on wednesday…heres a photo that i took with the new lens:

and heres a photo of my finger:

a pen:

click on those to enlarge them…i love taking photos like that…anyway…i found this really cool site called pandora…its like an internet radio station but it figures out wat kind of music u like and it only plays that…it works really well…im addicted

www.pandora.com