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July 19, 2006

wow...a whole lot of stuff happened today...quite a lot happened that i dont really wanna talk about...ill jus talk about the good stuff...went skating with katie...taught her to play pool...shes still learning to skate...then i went over to her house and my dad loves her granddad cuz he collects antiques...they have a shitload of old toys and stuff...and they have an old pinball machine from the 70's...i pwn at pinball...not really...i did once...back when i used to go to rascals all the time...only a true dork goes to rascals for the pinball...god i had planned on working all day today and i still didnt get anything done...cuz a certain ordeal took place today from the time i took the ritalin to the time that it wore off...o well...tomorrow...kats reading the great gatsby for school...thats such a good book...i love it...

July 16, 2006

went round to katies house today and swam...i got to meet 3 of her brothers, her granny and her friend kayla...and her dad (the guy that works for MySQL) said he might get me a job with PHP or MySQL next year after i graduate...my parents and her parents get along really well...which is good...then we took her to rafaelles (an italian restaurant)...went skating last night...i was in a really good mood when i got there then i found out something that i wish i didnt know and after that i jus wasnt in the mood to be there so i left early...i normally never do that...ashleys stuck at her grannies for a week...shes not allowed to use the phone or the comp there...i kinda feel bad cuz i hardly got to talk to her before she left...when she called i was on the comp tryin to figure out how to get to katies house cuz im such a dork that i had her latitude and longditude coordinates but not her address...isnt that pathetic? lol...

thats me

thats my dad

that makes me think of the cover of the 40-year-old virgin...that pic was inspired by this emo pic of kat:

here are some more emo pics of me:

in the pic above, i am the tall one in the back on the right...the boy in front of me that looks like a girl in this pic was my adopted room mate nate...the girl to the far right is kat(herine)...the girl to my left is michelle (the iranian girl)...then guss, nick, and alli on the far left...and im sure no one really cares...o well...there are more really cool emo pics of me here:

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig/tags/emo

and heres some more really funny pics of my dad:

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig/tags/dad

i wouldnt mind some comments on those

July 13, 2006

that entry last night wasnt me...it was Kat (AKA the stupid white chick...long story)...this girl is wanted dead or alive:

if you have seen this dangerous person, please call the Dangerous Persons Removal hotline at (423) R-U-ANGRY immediately...do not attempt to captivate her...this would be extremely dangerous...it must be done by the athauritiiiii...actually ive known her for 3 years...i see her here every year and then we stay in touch during the year...shes cool cuz shes like a little bit geeky like me but shes really funny...she makes funny noises after she laughs...actually she makes lots of really cool funny noises...im gonna go find her in film studies now cuz im sure shes having more fun in there than i am in 3D design and animation...when i get home ill post a pic of the 3D ginger bread man that i made!! we're using this cool open source program called blender...i would say more but there are very few computer geeks who read this so i wont...every one at home that i havent been talkin to: im really sorry i always get off the phone and never talk to anyone while im here...ive spent 10 weeks of my life living here and i would definitely consider it the best 10 weeks of my life...and ive learned so much here too...this is my last week here and i wanna spend every moment of it doing something here rather than sitting in my room on the phone...please dont take it personally...im doing it to everyone...but if u all were here with me i would be spending time with u...its jus that id rather spend time with the people here that im never gonna see again that spend the time talkin on the phone with people that i get to spend another 2 years with...but ill be back home on saturday...god im gonna miss this place so much...and im really gonna miss Kat...but im gonna try to go to her bday party in atlanta in september...if i can talk my parents into it...i really hope i can...we played capture the flag yesterday...we're goin swimming tonight...i miss katie...shes at her dads right now so i cant talk to her till sat but im gonna try to go round to her house on sat or sun or sometime round then...

July 12, 2006

and a cha cha cha

hey guys
im gay with my room-mate nick
we jack off together
just kidding

im totally un gay

im straight as straight can be, according to neil. aka nate.

<33 - dj craig
but not really
this is
the
infamous

stupid white chick

ahahahahaha

ilu craig. ha.
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July 11, 2006

thats me right now...kat emo-fied me...lol...umm...well i learned sumpin new about my scrotum in the psychology class that i took here...u know that line that divides ur scrotum down the middle? in the fetus, everyone has a pussy...it later grows over and turns into ur sac...so that line down the middle is ur ex-vagina...unless ur a chick and u dont have a scrotum...in which case ur vagina (hopefully) never grew over...well anyway umm...if u wanna call me, call after 11

July 2, 2006

well i got hame yesterday...im leavin for camp tomorrow morning...if u wanna call me now call my old R-U-ANGRY number, not the 385 one...and while im at camp on week days, only call between about 10:30 PM - 3 AM...ive posted a whole bunch of pics from new zealand here:

photo.xanga.com/DJCraig

comments would be nice...on the photos i mean...i bought jessica a keychain with a sheep on it...cuz shes afraid of sheep...but this is a really cute lovable sheep so she wont be afraid of this one...and i got katie a keychain with some powa shell but it broke but im still gonna give her my biggest piece of pumice...and i got her a keychain in Washington DC that says "Katie" on it...and then it says "President of the United States" since she likes the president of the United States so much...but i mean who wouldnt love him...

if u havent read my last entry about the school schedule in New Zealand, please go back and read it here!

June 28, 2006

i jus found out the school schedule over here...this is the schedule for kids from preschool thru the end of highschool...school starts at 9 PM...then they have classes for about 2 hours then they have a 20 minute recess...then they go back to classes for around an hour, then they have an hour lunch break, which is really like recess and they dont even have to stay at school during lunch...then about 2 hours of school and then they go home at around 3....they have 10 minutes in between classes and they get about 4 months off school a year...and if ur a senior u dont start school till an hour later than everyone else...and i shouldnt have to say this but im goin to for all u amurrkans...but new zealand isnt some kinda fuckin 3rd world country with an oppressive government or anything...its a civilized free country with a democracy...and more cool geeky stuff than there is in kingsport...but yea my point is there isnt that much difference between america and NZ but they have so much less school and theyre all doin fine over here...so if ur pissed off about this now, please complain about it on ur xanga/myspace...u can copy and paste this if u want...and i thought this was really funny:

its on the wall in the bathroom of the house im stayin at

June 26, 2006

dude i wanna ride this roller coaster:

that roller coaster is worth $25,000,000...its 420 feet tall...it reaches 120 miles an hour...holy shit i wanna ride that...there are vids and stuff of it here...i love roller coasters...well im comin back in 3 days i think...i love this hotel...really good pina coladas and high speed wireless internet...im in my happy place lol...its also walking distance from a dj equipment store...geek camp next week ...kats gonna be there one of the weeks, cant remember which...talked to ashley and katie on 3-way for like 3 hours...we had a conversation about cows...and i ate lots of candy...and...umm...yea...

...i miss katie...

June 20, 2006

wow...katie loves me...incase anyone didnt notice...

June 13, 2006

i got bored really late last night when i was at my grandmothers place...theres no internet there...so i did wat i always do when i get bored and theres no internet...i started photoshopping...made 2 buddy icons:

the one on the right makes me think of chloe...and actually the one on the left makes me think of amanda dandart lol...u can click either of those to set them to ur icon in AIM...ill make xanga-icon sized ones later...even tho i think most xanga icons are kinda stupid...theyre pointless...well i took this picture of my altoid can:

and, yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is my altoid can...until it got photoshopped...

so then i photoshopped two of the scrabble pics:

(damnit thats so redneck...)

well im not a satan worshipper (dont get me wrong, im not a christian either) and im not tryin to be anti-semitic...the swastika and the star of david have no specific meaning, jus bein random...so dont get offended...ive got 2 more but ill save them for next time i update...theyre on my photoblog already tho...now im at a b&b in wellington (the capital of new zealand)...we went to foxton beach for a while today and i got a bunch of pumice...i got a really big piece for katie...and a semi-big piece for leigh ann...cuz i feel sorry for her...cuz shes at upward bound with Timmy!! lol...i never see him anymore...skate city is a lot more boring without him...damnit i need to skate...my feet feel so...stationary...it sux...the energy drinks over here are really good...they taste a lot better than they do over there...thef have this one made my coke called Lift...its kinda like full throttle but its so much better...

myspace sux!

this podcast is great...they gave me a plug...and they talk about me on there sometimes: